TFM: Home of Total Frat Move, TFM Girls, Total Sorority Move, and Post Grad Problems. The Glory Days to the Real World. Jun 22, 2021 · I just won that,” before sliding over a pile of his winnings onto the felt table, only to lose it all a few hands later. Vegas just finds a way to keep you hanging just long enough for the house to gut you. “You have insufficient funds.”. – The Bank of America mobile app. This was a fun read at the Las Vegas Airport. by gabbysmith512. The Bachelorette is finally back. We return to our couches Monday nights armed with a bottle of wine that will surely be gone by the end of each episode. Whether you’re tuned in with your favorite drinking game, are drinking your feelings away, or are just soberly watching the drama unfold (lol jk we know you don’t do that ...Top Sorority Move Of The Year. by Veronica Ruckh. There’s been a lot of argument about what a “TSM” really is. There are two schools of thought. Some think it should be a positive reflection of Greek life. Being a “total sorority girl” means upholding a facade an image of class at all times, being subservient to your man, and bringing ...Snapchat friends. TSM.Your move bb.. Nice Move 184. Respond. Email this to a friend. Rachel Varina (yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and ... I just hope that the inside feels bigger than it looks when I move in. *Picture of an artfully placed glass of wine alongside your Christmas dinner* This Holiday szn I am thankful for the lack of judgment that my friends and the cashiers in my college town have when I purchase double bottles of Moscato multiple times in one week. Mission Statement: "Founded in 1852, Phi Mu is a women's organization which provides personal and academic development, service to others, commitment to excellence and lifelong friendship through a shared tradition. Phi Mu promotes vibrant living, encouraging members to achieve their personal best.". Notable Alumni: "The Bachelorette ...NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Feb. 23, 2021) — Savage Ventures today announced its completed purchase of the TFM brands: Total Frat Move, Total Sorority Move, Post Grad Problems, and their assets from Grandex Media. Savage Ventures will now oversee the operation of the websites, podcasting, social media, and merchandise after reaching an agreement with ...Dec 10, 2021 - DM us your best submissions to be featured!Step 1: Pick A Semi-Hipster, Girly Theme Song. Everyone expects the theme song to a sorority girl's life to be something by Miley, which is why no recruitment video ever features a Miley Cyrus song. 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This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge ...Maybe one day you'll learn, but that day is not today...or likely tomorrow...or really anytime soon. As Katy Perry says, "This Friday night, we'll do it all again." #SorryStandards 1. Woke up on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a sticky bra and Spanx. 2. Called your mom when the DJ played "Girls Just Wanna Have…Lucky Jo (Staff) Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees.Discover and share Total Sorority Move Quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.Things_That_Sparkle ( @SparkleThatTSM) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. Bid day is believed to be one of the happiest, most exciting days of your college career. As you get older, you misremember it as such, but depending on the type of sorority you were accepted into, you probably had a very different experience as a new member.Now I look prepubescent in more ways than one down there!”. – Roommate C. I mean, that’s just comedy gold right there. There’s nothing better than making a small dick joke about yourself, and the delivery of that line was perfect. To make things even better, he said it while still just wearing a towel, and in my memory, he was also ...Your move bb.. Nice Move 184. Respond. Email this to a friend. Rachel Varina (yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and ...Tiers in the greek system are kind of like STDs. They exist, everyone knows they exist, but talking about them is kind of taboo and makes you sound gross. But the truth is, five of your pledge sisters have HPV, and you are either in a good sorority, a meh sorority, or an everybody-gets-a-bid sorority.…Last week, I filled out an application to be on The Bachelor.The original intent of the column was to offer an honest, silly look into the cesspool of crazy, known in the scientific world as the female brain. The application was to be featured solely on our sister website, Post Grad Problems, except that I kind…Discover and share Total Sorority Move Tsm Quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.TFM’s Girls of the Week. by Malcolm Henry 3 years ago 1. A weekly update on the hottest college girls from around the country. Probably the reason for all the athletes entering the transfer portal. bree.breee Valencia College. alyssagrassie Rowan University. emmagolder SUNY at Buffalo.Graduation season is upon us. In a few short weeks, a lot of us will give up the safety and security college provided us and enter the world of grown-up, tax-paying adults (hopefully) with careers. If that's not enough to make you run for the hills, then I don't know what to tell you. Maybe…TFM: Home of Total Frat Move, TFM Girls, Total Sorority Move, and Post Grad Problems. The Glory Days to the Real World.Nice Move 267. Respond. Email this to a friend ... On an average day you can find me awkwardly asking to pet dogs, searching through frat houses to find my missing wallet, and sending apology texts to the innocent victims from the evening before. Still navigating my way through undergrad life, and enjoying every drunken and confusing second of it.Now, it’s come time to pay respects. In 2019, it’s easy to poke fun at frat boy humor and just as reflexive to celebrate its downfall. The fact of the matter is that Total Frat Move was a culturally-significant website. …She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe. As much as we would like to give the impression that recruitment always goes smoothly, it rarely ...Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.An eggplant. And not because it looks like a penis or anything.". While there are many forms of the dick emoji, they are not hard to spot and it's quite evident what you are talking about. They can be very useful when trying to describe an upcoming shack or a questionable event that took place in a social situation.Blue had always been my favorite color. It's cool, calm, and collected. Even the brightest blues are't too in-your-face. It's chill in any shade. You could match it with pretty much anything, not to mention it brought out my eyes. My room was blue, my purse was blue, my toothbrush was blue, even things like…Girls, In light of recent events, it's clear that you need a refresher on what is and what is not appropriate behavior. First off, if one more person is arrested or hospitalized WE WILL LOSE OUR FUCKING HOUSE. Lose.Our.House. Did you read that? Say it out loud. Repeat it three times. Write it down. Tattoo…The Bachelorette. by pirates_and_pearls. Okay ladies! I know we’re all watching, so let’s discuss this season! Even if it means bringing up a name we’re all sick of at this point…. Bentley! Nice Move. Respond. pirates_and_pearls.More From: Total Frat Move. The Male Wardrobe. by Ben Mulry March 14, 2024, 2:26 pm. Seasonal Depression: A Study. by Ben Mulry March 13, 2024, 2:51 pm. Bring Back Blogging. by Ben Mulry March 13, 2024, 1:35 pm. The MLB Playoff Format is Fine. by TFM October 11, 2023, 1:06 pm. Top Five Athlete Highlight Tapes.In case you missed it last night, SAE at OU is fucked. The boys were caught on film chanting racial slurs, specific to their fraternity "There will never be a n***er SAE," repeatedly. The horrifying video is here. We reported on this early last night, and at the time, neither the school, nor the fraternity's…30 Things You Can Say To A Feminist To Piss Her Off. 1. "Can I buy you dinner?". 2. "You remind me of my secretary.". 3. "You must face so many struggles as a middle class white woman.". 4. "I figured that you were a cat person.".Circling the pledges imperfections with a permanent marker. TSM.(And no, being a fraternity's sweetheart doesn't count.) Thankfully, being a member of a Greek organization does. It did for me and it can for many of you who are members of a sorority. There are tons of reasons I decided to join a sorority. For the sisterhood, the parties, the memories, and-let's be honest here-the frat guys.TFM Babe Of The Day: Olivia From California State University, Long Beach. TFM Intern 5 years ago. Browse old TFM photos, columns, news articles, and one-liners from the original totalfratmove.com.Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.A Love Letter To My Future Little. You don't know me yet, but I know you. Through means only known by me (and probably the FBI) I've discovered your middle name, birthday, SSN, cup size, and how you take your coffee. I know your favorite color, season, animal, and Lilly Pulitzer print. I've creeped so far back on your Facebook that I know ...The Perfect Formal Date Application That We've All Been Waiting For. by Rachel Varina. Unless you have a boyfriend, figuring out who to take on formal is actually miserable. You have to ask friends, send out Facebook messages, and feel like a total loser just to find someone who will make you, well, not feel like a total loser.Grab it. Take it in your hand and let it just exist there for a second. Don't be afraid to look at it before you start. Literally examine it and understand that you're gonna make that dick fall in love with you. Lick it. Lightly at first. Get all over it, but don't put in in your mouth.Elon Univeristy’s Kappa Zeta chapter of Sigma Kappa launched the ASM campaign in a Facebook post beginning with “Dear Total Sorority Move (and anyone else), This is a message for you…”. The post went on describing the chapter was a group of real, passionate, smart women and are not what a website defines a sorority as.— Total Frat Move (@totalfratmove) September 9, 2023. The only problem about this is that Hailey Lopez, the Dolphins fan who is pictured above, is that she is actually not real. She is indeed AI-generated and those aforementioned glands are NOT REAL! This is a real bummer for all of the 45-year-old dudes on Twitter/X that were getting a ...TSM. Scandalously entertaining college women's site featuring funny stories, columns, news, videos, pictures, frat guys, sex & dating advice for the All American sorority girl.Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.Personal interaction is crucial, because the girls need to be truly mesmerized by you. Plan on doing lunch with a baby three to four days a week, at least until you've whittled your selection down your favorites. Go to dinner, take them shopping, offer to drive them places, whatever. 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See more ideas about sorority, total sorority move, sorority crafts.Jun 22, 2021 · I just won that,” before sliding over a pile of his winnings onto the felt table, only to lose it all a few hands later. Vegas just finds a way to keep you hanging just long enough for the house to gut you. “You have insufficient funds.”. – The Bank of America mobile app. This was a fun read at the Las Vegas Airport. This is really annoying because not only are these portrayals totally false, but every non-Greek viewer goes on to believe that this is how we actually live. It’s time to debunk these myths and learn the truth about what living in a sorority house is really like. We don’t throw parties in the house. Sorority houses rarely allow alcohol inside.6:00 PM - Start drinking. Eat dinner. Forget about formal once again. 6:45 PM - Remember that formal is happening, and that you're supposed to be ready in 15 minutes. Check your phone to find no texts from your date, and take your sweet time getting ready. 7:15 PM - Bow tie is on, and you've got a good buzz going.Fleur de Lilly (@margaretabrams) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move and Post Grad Problems. When she's not corrupting her big's baby, she can be found decoding texts, gravitating towards raised surfaces, and spending time with her gentleman caller, Jack Daniels. She loves Lilly, Louisiana, and her lineage. @margaretabrams ...Doing it for America. TSM.Your sorority is full of women who are at different stages of college life. You have the older sisters who you will always hold a fearful respect for. You have the new babies, who joined after you, and they will always seem young and adorable. And then you have the originals. Your originals. The girls…As is true with any frat movie, or any high school/college movie in general, Total Frat Movie comes equipped with a queen bee, which I'm happy to announce is the brunette for once. 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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.By the power vested in me as an employee of TSM/TFM for almost three years, here are the top 25 schools with the best Greek life. 25. Kansas State Univsersity. 24. Miami University. 23. Syracuse University. 22. Dartmouth College.Don't get me wrong, dating a frat guy can be hard, especially when sleazy sorority girls are always at his house trying to get his attention. However, if you know your man only has eyes for you, this is not an issue. Here are several reasons why having a frat boyfriend is the most amazing thing ever. 1. He knows how to dress. 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They're the ones who will listen to ...Ryan Young (left) and Madison Wickham (right) cofounded Total Frat Move and Grandex Inc. in 2010. This is a photo from their fraternity days, in 2004, which inspired their company. Instagram ...TFM’s Girls of the Week. by Malcolm Henry 3 years ago 1. A weekly update on the hottest college girls from around the country. Probably the reason for all the athletes entering the transfer portal. bree.breee Valencia College. alyssagrassie Rowan University. emmagolder SUNY at Buffalo.Veronica Ruckh. 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